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Pokemon Anime Emerald Nuzlock- Chapter 2

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       Jules: *Crash* owowowowow one guess of where I am…*looks around* yup the moving truck.

Suddenly truck comes to a screeching stop and everything falls on Jules.

Jules: The hell man…
The back door opens up and Jules crawls out just to fall on his face. Mom comes out of the house.

Mom:  Jules, we’re here, honey! It must be tiring riding with our things in the moving truck.

Jules: Yeah, and who’s bright idea was it, that I ride in the back of a moving truck!?

Jules gets up and dusts off

Mom: Well, this is Littleroot Town. How do you like it? This is our new home! It’s a little small compared to Slateport, but at least it won’t be as noisy and it’s an easy place to live, don’t you think? But best of all you get your own room! Let’s go inside!

Jules: If I didn’t have my own room before this, where the hell did I sleep?

Both go into a houses where there are Vigoroth helping with the move, except for one…who isn’t exactly a Vigoroth anymore I guess…

Mom: See, Jules? Isn’t it nice in here, too? The mover’s Pokémon do all the work of moving us in and cleaning up after. This is so convenient

Jules: Question!? Is the Slaking eating everything in the fridge convenient too…?

Mom: Jules, your room is upstairs. Go check it out, dear! Dad bought you a new clock to mark our mover here. Don’t forget to set it!

Jules: Dad!? I guess I forgot to change that. Definitely going to when I get back…How am I getting back!? Well problem for another day.

Jules walks upstairs to his room.

       Jules: So everything is standard….except for that…*walks over* since when did this have a full length mirror??? I guess it’s always been here just can’t be seen in a 2D game. But I will admit I look awesome! My features in Brandon’s clothing definitely a winner! Anyways first things first.

Walks over to and activates the PC.

      Jules: Get my free Potion, and now to set that clock…It is

      <Unknown>: OWWW what do you think you’re doing to me!!!

      Jules: Whoa what in the world is going! Are you what I think you are!?

      Clockmon: I’m Clockmon and I don’t appreciate you manhandling me like that!

      Jules: Sorry about that Clockmon. I didn’t realize it wasn’t a normal clock.

      Clockmon: Apology accepted. I guess I kind of had it coming  for impersonating as your clock.

      Jules: Sooooo what now? Where’s my real clock so I can set it and get out of here?

      Clockmon: It’s under your bed.

      Jules: Alright then it’s…I got no idea…

      Clockmon: It is 9:20am!

      Jules: Thanks! Hey Clockmon question do you want to go with me on my quest across the region? I mean what else are you going to do here?

       Clockmon: Thought you’d never ask!

       Clockmon ran and jumped into the Key Items Pocket in my bag.

Jules: Alright time to go downstairs.

Jules walked downstairs.

Mom: So Jules how do you like your new room?

Jules: Well it’s pretty empty but hey, what can you do?

Mom: Oh! Jules, Jules Quick! Come quickly! Look! It’s PETABURD GYM! Maybe DAD will be on!

Interviewer: …We brought you this report from in front of PETALBURG GYM and it’s new Gym Leader.

Mom: Oh…It’s over. He’s not a Gym Leader anymore…Well I guess that means he’ll be spending more time here. At least this house is paid for…Oh, yes. One of DAD’s friends lives in town. Prof. Birch is his name, and being a B*tch is his game! He lives right next door, so you should go over and introduce yourself.

Jules:  Ok then…bye.

Walks out the door
       
       Jules: Ok something ain't right I've lost track of the things I know I didn't program in... and also need Running Shoes, as quick as possible! Walking is way too slow.

Walks into Neighbors house

Mrs. Birch: Oh, hello. And you are?

Jules: I’m Jules, I just moved in next door. My Dad is Norman, a friend of Prof. Birch.

Mrs. Birch: Oh, you’re Jules, our new next-door neighbor! Hi!

Jules:  -_- way to sum up what I just said…

Mrs. Birch: We have a daughter about the same age as you. Our daughter was excited about making a new friend. She says the peacefulness is to dull, and hanging out with her father was too embarrassing. Our daughter is upstairs, I think…

Jules: You think…oh boy…wait this is going to be fun!

Clockmon: Why?

      Jules: You’ll see.

Walks Upstairs

Jules: Ok now where’s that Pokeball? Ah! There!

Neighbors Daughter: HEY! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING IN HERE!

Speeds over to Jules and grabs him by his shirt

Neighbors Daughter: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!!!

Jules: Just a shot in the dark but…not the Juggernaut!

Neighbors Daughter: My name is Haruhi Suzumiya! And I’m going to be the strongest trainer in all of Hoenn! Who are you!?

Jules: Name’s Jules. I just moved in next door. Sooo what’s up!

Haruhi: You’re the new kid next door? You look like you can be a good rival. So two things one.

Drags Jules over and down the stairs and tosses him on the floor

Haruhi: One stay out of a Lady’s room! Especially if she’s not in it! And Two! Go find that father of mine and have him give you a Pokemon!

Stands Up and salutes her

Jules: Yes ma’am!

Leaves and goes up towards Route 101

Little Girl: I heard some scream like a little B*tch up the route. I’m too young and there are some mean Pokemon in the Route.

Jules: Should a little kid like you be talking like that?

Little Girl: Mommy and Daddy say that word all the time, and you’re not them. XP

Jules: You little brat *right eye twitching*… Whatever! Let’s see who this screaming B*tch is.

Screaming B*tch: HHHHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!

Runs to the scream to find Birtch being chased by a Zigzagoon…

Jules: Somehow I am not surprised…

It’s Prof.Birch and he just ran up a tree :\ (I feel like I’m watching ScoobyDoo lol)

Prof.Birch: Hello! You over there! Please! Help! This psychotic Zigzagoon started chasing me out of the blue! In my bag there Pokemon use them to win!

Walks over to the Zigzagoon and picks it up by the tail

Jules: You’re kidding this is what your running from this little thing! The only thing dangerous about it are the items you can pick with it!

Zigzagoon: Why you little!

Zigzagoon turns around and bites Jules in arm

Jules: OW! Son of a…*drop kicks the Zigzagoon*

Zigzagoon: Ok that’s it! Your dead!

Zigzagoon starts charging at him, and he grabs Birch’s bag

Jules: Ok let’s see how you like this! *Grabs a Pokeball* Treecko let’s go!

Treecko comes out of the Pokeball

Jules: Treecko use Pound!

Two Pounds and a Tackle later. Zigzagoon runs away

Zigzagoon: I’ll be back you bastard

Jules: Thanks Treecko now return!

Treecko: Boo yah! Ain’t nobody gonna take me down!

Treecko returns

Jules:  Hey Shaggy will you come down for a Scooby Snack or two?

Birch climbs down…he just fell head first

Birch: What are you talking about…? Let’s just go to my lab…

They begin walking back to the lab
Chapter 2 is here and the only reason didn't take that long to come out was cause I had started it before I post Chapter 1. So Chapter 3 is going to take a bit longer maybe cause it's going to be way shorter than this.

Next: Chapter 3
Prev: Chapter 1

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Seiryu6's avatar
"If I didn’t have my own room before this, where the hell did I sleep?"
that's right! D: Where?
You got a clock! Clock used roar of time
Clockmon: it's 7.58 am!!

Haruhi Suzumiya? LOL
epic quote: Hey Shaggy will you come down for a Scooby Snack or two
XDDD